What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

rocky is staring at us from outside...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

where do some birds live in? Earth

thumb_up thumb_down +9

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

404: Anti-joke not found.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops