- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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