What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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