- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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