What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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