What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's city is in New York New York City

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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