Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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