Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Poop!!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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