- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

troll----> hahaha---->

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Woman rights.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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