- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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