- Anti Joke

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

4 hours later.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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