why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your social life.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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