- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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