- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Black people.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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