Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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