If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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