A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Koalas mum is a slut

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

soccer

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

lol

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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