Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Anti Joke

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