- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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