- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Bark I'm a tree

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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