Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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