When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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