You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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