Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Get on the boat.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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