- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Camerons hair is Curly..

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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