A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Lacrosse

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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this site is funny.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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