A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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get in the car.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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