- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

all jokes aside...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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