What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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No.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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guest what i love pancakes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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John Cena

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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