- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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