- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

"Knock knock." "No."

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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