- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Two women were sitting quietly.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

troll----> hahaha---->

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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