- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Asians

God. God.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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