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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

(Insert joke here)

Get on the boat.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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