Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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