I'm hungry.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Some people like melon and others like soup.

you dint have to be a jew matt

hey John will you make some copies

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Poop!!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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