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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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