- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Your mother is average.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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