What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Your mom went to college

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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