- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

your mum

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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