- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I just drank a cola.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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