Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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no really what are ur names?

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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