- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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