- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Has u seen my grammar?

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What comes after 69? 70

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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