- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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