- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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