If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Dyslexics have more nuf!

why are balck people black because they are

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

who is awesome? no one...

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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