- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

I have a gay camel

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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