- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

women's rights

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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