- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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