- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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