- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Poop!!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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