What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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say cheese

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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