Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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