What killed the name cool? Coolio

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Anti Joke

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