- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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