- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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