A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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This is not a joke

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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