- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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why dont they make black forks

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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