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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Obama being reelected.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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