- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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