- Anti Joke

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.