Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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That's what SHE said!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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