Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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