- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

If you were a cactus, why?

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

why are balck people black because they are

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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