A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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