- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

everybody loves raymond

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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