- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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