What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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