A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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troll----> hahaha---->

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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