- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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