If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A Jew walks into Macy's

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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