What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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