Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

VaginaBoob ^.^

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Waffles ate my grandma

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Mitt Romney

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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