why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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