Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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like if your cool

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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