- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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