How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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