What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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4 hours later.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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belly button

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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