Sarah Jessica Parker

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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I'm Jewish

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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