- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

get in the car.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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