XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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YOLO

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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