- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

This is funny.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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