- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

mexicans fishing

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

I like the color potato.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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