- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

hickory dickory dock no one cares

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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