- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is white and black and red all over.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."