- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Your mother is average.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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